Pophangover’s First E-book: “How to Stay Cool This Summer, Even Though You Never Will Be…Cool” is HERE!
How to Stay Cool This Summer, Even Though You Never
Will Be….Cool: An E-book!
Pophangover’s FIRST EVER e-book is here! Written by the editor/hot mess of sarcastic entertainment site Pophangover.com, Georgie Guinane, “How to Stay Cool This Summer…” is a satirical summer guide to your life, for two whole months(ish)! Now, what IS a satirical summer guide to your life, you ask? GREAT QUESTION! To give you an idea, here are some things you MAY (or may not) find in this book…
How to creatively use pool toys to cover your insecurities!
IS YOUR SUMMER FLING THE REAL THING?
QUIZ: WHICH SUNGLASSES ARE YOUR STUPID FACE’S SOULMATE?
Because let’s face it– even your eyes are desperate for love!
EXCLUSIVE YET UNNECESSARY INTERVIEW WITH YOUR “GUIDE TO THE SUMMER”
Who is she? Why is she so pale? Why isn’t she Jennifer Lawrence?
8,008 SEX POSITIONS YOU’VE NEVER TRIED!
Break the laws of physics and your back with these HOT MOVES.
I knew I’d get you hooked with that last one, DIDN’T I?! You dirty saucy masochistic minx, you. But alas, if those hooks aren’t hooky enough for you, here are THREE reasons YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST DOWNLOAD THIS E-BOOK!
1) IT’S FREEEEEEEEE! (Said in that delightfully annoying Mattress Guy’s voice)
2) It’s short and easy to read, so when you tell your next date, “I love reading!” You won’t be entirely lying this time! …Unless you go on to tell him your favorite book is The Catcher in the Rye, in which case you are the worst liar. Just be honest and tell him it’s Harry Potter. Get it out of the way before you guys have two kids named after Civil War heroes (Patton and Marshall), and you find yourself arguing about who broke the dishwasher again and in the middle of it you finally snap and blurt out “OH YEAH?! WELL I ONLY READ THE CATCHER IN THE RYE ONCE IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND I DIDN’T EVEN GET IT! BUT I F****ING LOOOOVE THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN, STEVE!” Yeaaaahhh…it’s probably best if you just tell him you read this funny e-book and recommend it to him before things get out of hand.
3) It’s going to make you laugh, and laughter is the best medicine next to Vicodin! (Unless you’re Kevin’s mom and therefore a total bitch with no sense of humor and an addiction to Vicodin.)
4) I’m a REBEL (and a liar) because I told you I was only going to give you THREE reasons to download my book, and this is number FOUR! So download it because you’re a REBEL (and a liar) LIKE ME!!!
DOWNLOAD IT HERE, BEFORE IGNORING THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS!!!!
Terms and Conditions: If you don’t download this e-book and forward it to ten people, you’re going to die in seven days and your crush will NEVER like you back. But, if you DO download this book and forward it to ten people, in seven days your crush will tell you they like you back AND you (probably) won’t die!!! (I mean, you might die, but I can accept that as long as you’ve downloaded this book and forwarded it to ten people before you do.)
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