Kate Upton Won’t Pose Naked, And It’s Your Fault…

Posted by Georgie on August 8, 2014

Kate Upton is following the footsteps of your other favorite model, Tobias Funke, by declaring herself a “never nude.”  Well, not exactly.  But you won’t catch Kate Upton posing naked anytime soon, according to the model, herself, in an interview with Details magazine.

 

Well, there are at least two of them…sort of…

 

Why is the bodacious blonde bombshell not planning to strip to the nips?  Well, it’s because you’re all assholes, Internet…

 

“For me those photos are art.  Your body is art, your body is beautiful, and to be photographed in that way is amazing and it’s received in a very positive way.

 

But with social media and the Internet and not so great blogs and the attention like that, I don’t think that my pictures would be received in the way that I’d want them to be received.  That’s why I’ve stayed away from them. I really appreciate those photos and I think those women are beautiful, but I think social media and the Internet has prevented me from putting myself out there like that.”

 

I completely understand where she’s coming from.  There was a time when a model could pose for a magazine– clothes or no clothes– and people had to keep their opinions to themselves, because pre-social media, there were no means of anonymously declaring someone fat or ugly.  But social media is here to stay, and one look at the nasty comments on any given article about an actress or model would shy anyone away from putting themselves out there.  And it’s not just men posting these nasty comments– women fat-shamed Kate Upton earlier in her career when she walked for Victoria’s Secret, and have continued to do so as her popularity has grown.

 

Upton did say, however, that she’s not completely closed-off to the idea of posing nude in the future.

 

“I never like to say never because there are circumstances that I could do pretty much anything if it inspires me and if I think that it’s cool at the time.  But right now, at this point in my career, I’m not doing Playboy.”

 

So, a word of advice to all you 14-year-old assholes out there who really want to see Kate Upton’s boobs: Start being nicer on the internet, and your dreams just might come true!

 

Kate Upton for GQ.  I mean she’s 99.9% naked it’s like just use your imagination, perverts…

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