See What Liquor Bottles Would Actually Look Like If They Were 100% Truthful

Posted by Leslie Simon on August 18, 2014

To us, there’s nothing more transcendental than an alcohol-drenched mantra. For example, “Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, in the clear.”

Or, “If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who’s life is giving them vodka, and have a party.”

Finally, one of our personal favorites, “I drink wine because I don’t like to keep things bottled up.”

In other words, there are lots of universal truths about booze. That said, what if liquor bottles actually posted said truths front and center on the label? Would you still feel the same when slugging a few back?

For example, would Captain Morgan still be so chipper if he was posing with this slogan?

And would whiskey drinkers still take one a few shots if they knew it’d land them a ticket to Blackout Town?

Check out more liquor bottles with brutally realistic captions at TotalSororityMove. Bottoms up!

Photos: TotalSororityMove

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