10 Worst Haircuts In The History Of Bravo TV
I love Bravo. It’s home to some of my favorite reality TV shows, from Top Chef to Real Housewives. It’s also home to people with some of the worst haircuts I’ve ever seen in my life. Here are the 10 worst haircuts in the history of Bravo TV:
Carla may think her hair says “fun loving and youthful,” but it really says “escaped mental patient.”
Believe it or not, this is a photo of Ashley on a good hair day. Free advice: if you leave your house in the morning with your head looking like one of Shrek’s used Q-Tips, it might be time to consider a different hair style.
Be still my beating heart: it looks like Paula Poundstone after a Tyra Banks makeover. She’s totally smiling with her eyes.
The only woman in Hollywood who’s proudly wearing a collection of Carrot Top’s shaved pubic hairs on her head.
Christian’s got a hot, greasy mess sitting on the top of his head. Flock Of Seagulls hair didn’t look good when the band was popular in 1982, and it certainly doesn’t look good now.
The good news: Cher’s old black wig finally found a good home. The bad news: Patti Stanger looks like a fucking idiot.
The only high school kid in American with a Donald Trump comb-over. You fail at life.
The greasy jheri curls aren’t fooling anyone. Your hair’s thinning like Valerie Bertinelli on Jenny Craig.
YOUR HEAD LOOKS LIKE A PENIS. The end.
YUCK. Congratulations, Lisa! If you were trying to look like a neglected 12 year old Irish boy, you were totally successful. I believe it was the wise Jon Bon Jovi who once sang: “Shot through the heart and you’re to blame, your ugly hair gives lesbians a bad name.”