Harry Potter Hogwart’s SNAPS (Yo Mama Jokes For Nerds)

This was a Twitter  meme a few months ago, started by Chris Hardwick of Nerdist.com. These are the 10 funniest Hogwart’s SNAPS the Twitterverse came up with:

“Yo momma’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim.” -melgotserved

“Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio.” -chris8675309

“Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve.” -chompychomp

“yo mama so poor she went to Honeydukes and put a chocolate frog on layaway.” -MarioEGarcia

“Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake!” -R_Silent

“Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham.” -chris8675309

“If part of Voldemort’s soul was stored in your mom, it would be a whorecrux.” -thesauceisboss

“Yo mamma’s cooch is so nasty it has its own house elf.” -dantelfer

“Yo mama so stank, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.” -d18matt

“Yo mama so gassy, she don’t need a broom to play Quidditch!” -HelloClarice