VIDEO: Whale Wars Bat Boat Get Rammed By Japanese Ship
Paul Watson and his team of inept Whale Wars minions are the biggest idiots on the high seas. They cruise around the ocean like a bunch of 7 year old boys, throwing stink bombs at Japanese whaling ships like it’s really going to stop them from whaling. Even worse, captain Paul Watson knows his crew has little to no experience operating the smaller speedboats, yet he forces them to launch the boats and chase down the Japanese ships – even in the worst weather conditions possible. He just sits there, locked away diddling on his laptop locked away in his little office, while his inexperienced crew is out there doing all the hard work. I’m honestly shocked no one’s been killed or seriously injured under this douchebag’s command.
The Sea Shepherd has a new boat in its arsenal of money wasters: the Ady Gil, a high-tech speedboat that resembles the Batmobile. The Ady Gil was crusing around Commonwealth Bay, when it was struck by a Japanese ship and had half of its bow sheared off. Six crewmembers had to be evacuated, and the boat was destroyed. At least one crewmember suffered broken ribs.
The liars at the Sea Shepherd claimed the Japanese deliberately rammed them, but experts studied the tape and determined the Ady Gil was moving toward the Japanese ship just before the collision.
I’m all for the prevention of whaling, but there’s got to be a better way than driving around the ocean in your imitation fiberglass Batmobile, playing chicken with a 5,000 ton steel ship. In this case, these idiots finally got what they deserved.
In other news, Bob Barker just donated $5 million to Paul Watson so he could buy another 1,200 ton boat. As a result, in the coming months, hopefully Paul Watson and the rest of his crew will be spayed or neutered.
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