Top 10 Signs You’re Too Into Pawn Stars

10. You try to haggle the price of stamps at the post office (“Hey, they’re not original prints…”)

9. You can’t buy a set of steak knives without calling in an expert.

8. You poured nitric acid on your grandmother’s heirloom silver teapot to see if it was real or just plated.

7. While fixing your leaky faucet, you stopped to admire the wonderful patina left behind from years of corrosion.

6. You restored your old toaster, giving it a custom paint job and chunky chrome accents.

5. You end every conversation with “how much you want for it?”

4. You sign all of your checks “BIG HOSS” just for fun.

3. You taught a group of old veterans how to spot a counterfeit confederate patch.

2. You spot a badly damaged Sammy Davis Jr. statue in the back of Tj Maxx and snatch it up so you can turn a profit. With some liquid gold, that thing will shine.

1. You feel good about yourself because you’re smarter than Chumlee.