Ladies And Gentlemen… CARLASHES
Just the other day I was thinking… gee, you know what? I really wish I had a set of GIGANTIC EYELASHES FOR MY FUCKING CAR. Well now, thanks to a company called Carlashes, I CAN!
This is one of the stupidest, most asinine things I’ve ever seen. If I ever saw someone with these on their car, I would crash into them on purpose. Screw the increased insurance deductible. It would be worth it just to call them an idiot to their face.
What’s next on your agenda, guys? Blush for our license plates?