The 5 Stupidest iPhone Apps Of 2010
These days, there’s an app for everything. And trust us, we mean everything. We scoured the iPhone store and found the 10 dumbest apps from this year.
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Yes, the SITUATION from Jersey Shore has his own app in the iTunes store – and it costs five freaking dollars. Thankfully though, for that price, it helps you do really crucial stuff – like locate the nearest TANNING SALON!
It also comes with a game called the Grenade Dodger… which is the term The Situation uses to describe unattractive women. In the game, “ugly” women fall from the sky and you have to use your iPhone to move The Situation away from them. He actually sent photographers to the clubs and told them to photograph women who were “3s and 4s” (out of 10). And now, some of the women who turned up as grenades are threatening to sue him. Talk about a grenade blowing up in your face. |
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Guys, this app is clearly for you. Here’s how it works: you pick a stock Asian girl, and then swap out her eyes, lips, mouth, hair, and other facial features until she looks good enough for you to jerk off to. That’s it.
It’s basically an app for losers and creeps who can’t find an Asian to talk to them in real life, and/or don’t want to pay for a mail order bride.. |
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Yes, this is as ridiculous as it sounds. The app starts off with a pic of a cute computerized girl, but then blackheads and whiteheads start showing up all over her face. It’s your job to pop them. Shit gets nasty, and it’s totally gross. There’s pus and redness involved. Frankly, I think this bitch needs to go buy herself some ProActiv instead of making her nasty skin our problem. |
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This app simply displays a candle on your iPhone. It flickers. It glows. AND IT COSTS FIVE BUCKS. Stupid, stupid, stupid. |
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This special little app lets people create their ideal pile of SOFT SERVE POOP. The user has access to vital controls, and can manipulate the curvature, length and thickness to create something truly wonderful.
Creating poo isn’t free. It costs $.99, which is coincidentally exactly $.99 more than I would ever consider paying for this “shitty” app. |