20 Products Shaped Like Boobs

No doubt about it: people love boobs, and boob novelty gifts are everywhere these days. But there are certain lines that should never be crossed, people. Here are 20 WTF products that probably should never be boob-shaped:

At the end of the day, nothing says sexy like discharge from a breast.
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You’ll look like a creepy old pervert, but your feet will be warm.
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A boob remote for the boob tube. Naturally.
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Whatever. I don’t believe you bought this to prevent wrist fatigue.
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Ladies, if your breasts look like that, seek medical help at once.
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Be warned, though: you will probably be mocked, punched, and/or beaten to death while you sleep.
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Yeah. I’m so sure people will be using it on their “hands.”
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Looks more like an ass with boils on it, but hey. You can’t have everything.
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Perfect for Thanksgiving and other family meals!
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Sure to be a HUGE hit at your conservative country club.
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Show off your lingering mommy issues while getting drunk with your buddies.
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That “nipple” is the stuff nightmares are made of.
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Just remember to hide it when your grandmother comes over, k?
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Mmm. Start your morning off right with breast milk in your coffee.
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Remember “tune in Tokyo?” Yeah. Now you can.
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One word: WHY?
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Giada de Laurentiis, eat your heart out.
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Adored by Asian women everywhere.
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Can’t get your married boyfriend to pay for your boob job? Save up for your new breasts with this boob bank.
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It’s a stress thing. You’re supposed to squeeze it. Humans are retarded. I rest my case.
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