STARTING NOW: week of 6/9/08

Posted by Jillian Madison on June 11, 2008

STARTING NOW:
Manufacturers need to stop putting their advertising stickers on everything. It’s out of control! I just bought a laptop that had more stickers on it than a 12 year old’s Trapper Keeper. Bottom line: If I wanted to handle that much sticky residue, I’d change Ron Jeremy’s bed sheets.

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STARTING NOW:

Stop buying houses you can’t afford! This week, Ed McMahon announced the bank is foreclosing on his house, and Evander Holyfield is in financial trouble, too. But come on people… be more careful with your money! I haven’t seen this much fiscal irresponsibility since the Kardashian kids got their first credit card.

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STARTING NOW:
Stop playing the organ at church! It’s creepy, and it just sounds like a CD of Grandpa Munster’s greatest hits. When I hear that organ kick in, I don’t know if it’s time for Eucharist, or if Frankenstein’s being resurrected in the basement.

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STARTING NOW:

Stop putting a HIBISCUS on everything! They’re everywhere, from beach chairs to flip flops to board shorts. I just recently saw a hibiscus on a COP CAR. Last I checked, it wasn’t “To Protect, Serve, and Keep Things Smelling Fresh.” Cops, get the hibiscus decal off your cars… unless you plan on doing the hula with that arsonist you just picked up.

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