The Top 10 Worst Fortune Cookies Ever
Posted by Jillian Madison on October 24, 2011
[That's not a fortune! That's a threat!]
[That sounds more like lunch on the Biggest Loser ranch.]
[Is that supposed to be impressive? Cave men ate bark and liked it, too.]
[This is what happens when Hallmark writers go rogue.]
[...IN BED!]
[Yesterday? Today? This is a fortune cookie. Shouldn't you be telling me about tomorrow?]
[Then why aren't Chinese food places serving scrambled egg-rolls or General Tso's omlets?]
[They do on Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern.]
[More like "keep fortune cookie writing away from morons."]
[APPARENTLY.]