The “Black Friday” movie trailer is super scary, but only because it hits way too close to home. Will you survive the sales?
Stop pretending that you are really excited about that Caesar salad, Diane. You haven’t felt true joy since the summer of ’98 when sexy Tom from marketing winked at you as you were getting off the elevator and you know it. This baby will remind you of that joy.
“How to Stay Cool This Summer…” is a satirical summer guide to your life, for two whole months(ish)!
“How to Stay Cool This Summer…” is a satirical summer guide to your life, for two whole months(ish)! It’s like Cosmo for people who absolutely hate Cosmo!!!
Proceed with caution, your eyes may bleed!
Now YOU can enjoy Christmas by not having to deal with all that “kid stuff.”
For the first time every I’m really happy I can’t afford a house!
Fact: If you drink enough champagne, you get to be two people at once!
Pixar director Lee Unkrich loves The Shining so much a friend made this scary, amazing custom mashup for him. Drawn on his iPad no less.
There’s only one thing we can do in crises like this (where we are completely powerless and just hoping for the best), and that’s DRINK.