POPHANGOVER

MICHELLE: AVERAGE/SUCKED!

Compared to the other movies out there right now, Identity is your best bet. Expect a psychological "who dun it" with some jumpy scenes, but don't expect a thriller. Let the truth be known below:

I liked the twist in the story, and I think it was acted well, especially by Cusack.

Amanda Pete played a hooker with an urge for citrus. How bad can a movie be with a citrus loving hooker in it? Don't know of any. Exactly.

JILL: REALLY (REALLY) SUCKED!

I'm sorry, but this was one of the WORST movies I have ever seen in my entire life. They billed this as the "scariest movie since The Ring." Yeah, maybe if all that was released after The Ring was "The Sesame Street Movie" and a random Barney flick. Don't go expecting to be scared. Don't go expecting to see John Cusack shine. Actually, just do yourself a favor and DON'T GO.

What the HELL is this? Now we're supposed to be frightened by a woman roaming the street with a musty shower curtain over her head? Sorry, I've seen more frightening and suspenseful sights while watching retired cops directing traffic.

Oooh. A dude tied to a chair with dental floss. How menacing. I won't sleep for a week.

And finally, I ask you this: how frightened could John Cusack have been of the "murderer" if he had time to whip up an Origami butterfly?

Who do YOU agree with? Let us know!