WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 7.5 WHAT WE THOUGHT:  Look, honey, the light coming in from the window isn't erasing the crows feet and wrinkles from your haggard face. And your pose isn't fooling us into thinking you're 24. We know you're older than that curtain rod. And speaking of which, I think my grandmother had those curtains. Except she used them as rags to clean her silver. And it was 1974.  What's with the starkness of the room? Yikes. Get a potted plant. Hang a picture of baby Jesus. Anything. WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 6.1 WHAT WE THOUGHT:This is a classic example of what happens when an albino mates with an ex-member of Abba... the spawn is guaranteed to become a disgruntled, rejected castmember of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Nice red puckered lips. Looks like he just got into a fight with a bottle of Smuckers Jam. Here's a special tip rom us to you with love... when it comes to your hair... SIZE OF A DIME. WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 8.3 WHAT WE THOUGHT:   I'm completely baffled. 8.3??? Who the hell is voting at Hot or Not, the entire staff of Walt Disney World? It looks like his ex-veterinarian doctor stapled some paper plate apparatus to his head so he'd stop licking his ear wounds. WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 7.8 WHAT WE THOUGHT:    WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 8.6 WHAT WE THOUGHT:    Look what we found! A long lost picture of Alanis Morissette while she still lived in her parents basement in Canada. I think she's trying to be sexy. It's not working. This pose screams "I'm looking for a contact lens," not "Take me now." Either that, or this is her casting photo for The Biggest Loser 2. "Pick me! I have no weight to lose, but look! I can do a push-up from my knees!"