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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 7.9
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: How pleasant. Some loser with a boner doing the
Macarena. Classic. I really think the only way this boy could
be any MORE lame is if he were doing the Chicken Dance
instead.
Wonder why no one's dancing around you? Just
a tip: it's called anti-perspirant. Try applying some.
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 5.3
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: I'm at a complete loss for words. What are we
jugding here? Her picture or her slips? And what is she
showing off, the fact that she has more thigh meat than
KFC?
This woman looks like the offspring of Ronald
McDonald and Kelly Osbourne. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 5.5
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: Okay, this guy was rated 5.5? PLEASE! That's how
many inches he'd need to lose from each side of his face to be
normal looking.
Maybe the Cincinnati Bengals would have
had a more successful season if they got this guy's FACE into
the linebacker position.
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 9.8
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: Get off the table, honey. It'd be sort of hard to
play a nice game of pool with your bony ass in the way now,
wouldn't it.
What an idiot. I bet her friend told her
to wear a bikini to the pool, and lo and behold this is where
she ended up. |
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 8.1
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: Um, slight little problem here: WE CAN NOT SEE
YOUR FACE. And what's this whole "playing guitar in the back
of a pickup" deal? He looks like a rejected extra from a
Santana video.
I can just hear the raters at Hot or Not
now: "You know, I really can't see his face. He could be a
total dog. But I do really like that white undershirt,
so he gets a 9." |
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 6.8
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: Those bangs! Those eyebrows! That make-up! Oh my!
Well, at least now we know where 80s mall sensation
Tiffany ended up!
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 7.6
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: We love how he took the time to meticulously
apply white makeup to his entire face, but for some unknown
reason forgot to apply it to his right ear. It's like, "Hey,
I'm the King Of Darkness. I'm evil. But my ear? My ear is a
different story."
Also dig the chains around his neck.
Those puppies would really come in handy if the cops ever had
to arrest a 5 month old. |
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 7.3
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: Look honey, maybe you would have scored a little
higher if your dress didn't clash so horribly with that
DISASTROUS wallpaper. What is she holding? Her McDonalds
"Employee Of The Month" certificate?
And did we miss
the memo? When did it become fashionable to look like a zebra
in Nairobi? |
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 8.3
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: What the hell is he doing? Flashing the sign
language for "I've never had a girlfriend?" Yeah, well guess
what, this picture sure won't help your cause,
buddy.
This kid screams "I get C's in school, dropped
out of band, and now work washing windows 'til 5:30 at the
local gas station." |
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 8.9
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: And yes, here's your everyday, typical skinny
crackwhore, so screwed up she doesn't realize she's nibbling
on the cotton yumminess of her own shirt. And frankly, the
fact that she scored an 8.9 should instill fear in the hearts
of even the strongest of men.
And must we mention the
whole "bedhead" look was out far before Ellen DeGeneres?
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 7.5
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: What the hell is going on in this little mishap?
Looks like that obnoxious Dell boy after taking a dare to eat
an entire package of Sour Patch Kids at once.
Oh, and
lest we forget the huge chunk of drool hanging lower than
Mini-Me doing the limbo. Man, this kid's got it
all. |
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 7.7
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: Look. If you are going to bend down and attempt a
sexy pose, please be sure it's not by your oven... unless of
course you are trying to turn on Martha Stewert or Dom
Delouise.
Or, perhaps, she's just reaching down to snag
her white trash cookbook entitled "Trailer Meals in Minutes."
Yum. Dig
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