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So many of the people that post their pictures at
Hot Or Not simply deserve to be ranked on. We're stepping up to the
plate.
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 8.6
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: Me x 2? Wow. I've done gardening with sharper
tools than this kid. Really dig the ruffled, orange pirate
shirt. Must have just gotten home from his job as a groomsman
at Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater's wedding.
Oh, and for the
record, the whole "I'm being suffocated by my own shirt" is
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 9.2
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: That's right, boys and girls. Before you get run
over by an out of control Jeep Wrangler, better have somebody
snap a quick pic of you for Hot Or Not!
Sorry. This guy
is not a 9.2, nor is he cool. He looks like a midget standing
in front of a Tonka Truck. Begone! |
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 3.3
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: So THAT'S what happened to Vanilli's hair
extensions after he died. Who knew?
Don't you just
love it when people wear shirts advertising how bad they
smell? |
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 6.8
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: Good Lord! Was this pic captured from
Grandmothers Gone Wild? The location of her hand definitely
sends the "creepy" factor through the roof. Oh. And if you
have bladder control problems, slap on a Depends. No sense
making your purple couch even tackier by putting a floral
sheet on it. |
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 7.1
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: Great. Three blurry pictures of his face, and two
shots of his generic car. YOU DRIVE A MAXIMA, YOU TERD. Come
back when you have a Ferrari. |
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WHAT THEY THOUGHT: 6.2
WHAT WE
THOUGHT: We're so frightened we don't even know where to
begin. For starters, that shirt is screaming, "I just got home
from my Jenny Jones makeover!" The horror! And since when has
there been a calling for Molly Ringwald drag
queens?
Love the huge mark in the middle of her back.
Port wine stain? Hair stylist with Parkinsons? Or perhaps even
a hickey from a dyslexic person? The choice is yours.
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