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HERMAN "BABYFACE" GALLAGHER
IDENTITY: He's the baby of the group.
FAVORITE COLOR: braces grey
MOST ROMANTIC THING DONE FOR A GIRL: Once impressed a girl
on first date by opening her bottle of soda pop with his
teeth.
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Herman still wears diapers. Sometimes screaming
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VINNY "ROCKY ROAD" HOWLADAYS
IDENTITY: He's the jokester, the funny one, the all around wild n' crazy
guy!!
FAVORITE GAG: the classic yet elegant "pull my finger" trick.
DREAMGIRL: Carnie Wilson.
CRAZIEST THING A FAN HAS EVER DONE TO MEET HIM:
Vinny has no fans (yet.) Hopefully, that will change when he "loses
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BLANE "CREAMED CORN" LADYDOE
IDENTITY: He's the dreamy one. Hold onto your hearts, girls!!
HOBBIES: Blane is a "hopeless romantic". He enjoys long walks on the beach, warm fire-lit nights,
and making paper dolls.
CAR: 1991 Yugo (slight rust problem on passenger side door)
LITTLE KNOWN FACT: Blane was rejected by the Mickey Mouse Club. Ha! Big mistake, wait until they see him
two-step! |
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TANZO "SLIPPERY NIP" TOTEMHAWK
IDENTITY: Sometimes, he is "TANZO THE ATHLETIC ONE." Other times, he is
"TANZO THE BADBOY." It depends on what he ate for breakfast.
BIGGEST FEAR: Falling into the toilet.
OTHER JOBS: When not touring, Tanzo plays for the L.A. Clippers.
FACT TANZO LIKES TO KEEP QUIET: Tanzo's left nipple randomly lactates.
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STAN "WEDGIE" PUMPERNICKEL
IDENTITY: The serious, brainy one.
HOW HE BECAME A FRESHMEAT MEMBER: We needed to fill the "Serious, Brainy One" boyband slot, so we went to a
Star Trek convention... and the rest is history.
MOST EMBARASSING STORY: Recently found out his "internet girlfriend"
was his MOTHER.
FAVORITE FRESH MEAT SONG: "Our Love Is Carnivorous" (Ground Chuck Mix) |
