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Week of 2/06/05:
THE WORST OF 2004


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MOVIE REVIEWS IN HAIKU

Ming Fu

Meet Ming Fu.

Ming telepathically sends us these haiku
movie reviews from his home in southeast Asia.

haiku: an unrhymed verse having three lines containing 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.


THIS WEEK: THE WORST OF 2004!
 

"Hair gray like old goat
Cruise need box of L'Oreal
Guess he not worth it."

 

"Man ride more than horse
Make Richard Simmons look straight
Gave slave STD."



"Ming use wok and duck
To hold up Dim Sum Palace 
Steal noodle for wife."



"Bony wife dump brad
Ass look like panfried dumpling
Aniston... call me."



"Sandler need Slim-Fast
Face look like ate bad shellfish
Gain pound on each date."



"Man no need use saw
Ginsu cut through ankle bone
Then slice tomato."



"i, Robot i, Bombed.
Jetsons maid not do this shit.
Hey, where Jazzy Jeff?"