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THIS
WEEK: THE
WORST OF 2004!

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"Hair gray like old goat Cruise need box of
L'Oreal
Guess he
not worth it."
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"Man ride more than horse
Make Richard Simmons
look straight Gave slave STD."
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"Ming use wok
and duck To hold up Dim Sum Palace
Steal noodle for wife."
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"Bony wife
dump brad Ass look like panfried dumpling Aniston... call me."
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"Sandler
need Slim-Fast Face look like ate bad
shellfish Gain pound on each date."
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"Man no need
use saw Ginsu cut through ankle bone Then slice tomato."
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"i, Robot i,
Bombed. Jetsons maid not do this shit. Hey, where Jazzy
Jeff?"
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