POPHANGOVER MOVIE REVIEWS IN HAIKU

Meet Ming Fu.

Ming telepathically sends us these haiku
movie reviews from his home in southeast Asia.


	haiku: an unrhymed verse having three lines containing 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.

THIS WEEK: KEANU FILMS!

"Why you wear all black?
Try to slim ass? Someone die?
I know Kung Fu too."

"Ming go back in time
Kill parents before you born
Now THAT'S excellent."

"He not the devil!
Want evil? Find Connie Chung.
Bitch broke my bonsai."

"QB Keanu?
Bicep look like egg noodle!
CAST need replacement."

"New pop quiz, hot shot:
Why you ride gross city bus?
Should have gone Greyhound."