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Week of 4/21/03:
CHICK FLICKS


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MOVIE REVIEWS IN HAIKU

Ming Fu

Meet Ming Fu.

Ming telepathically sends us these haiku
movie reviews from his home in southeast Asia.

haiku: an unrhymed verse having three lines containing 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.


THIS WEEK: CHICK FLICKS!


"Big boob own salon,
Sick lady get bad haircut.
Need more than OJ."



"Wife drag me to film.
Lady scream in restaurant,
Bad lo mein to blame."



"Ming get AOL,
See no mail from cousin Ping.
What this Viagra?"



"Ming no blame prude clerk!
No let in my shop either.
Girl look like horse face."



"You know why not kissed?
Girl eat too many onions.
Ming leave you on mound."