POPHANGOVER MOVIE REVIEWS IN HAIKU

Meet Ming Fu.

Ming telepathically sends us these haiku
movie reviews from his home in southeast Asia.


	haiku: an unrhymed verse having three lines containing 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.

THIS WEEK: MEL GIBSON FLICKS!

"Blue face and mullet
Man look like crazed Yankee fan.
Movie last 19 days."

"Black man sit toilet
Bomb not come from criminal
But from Taco Bell."

"Psst, Mel, get a clue.
Women want men to mow lawn.
Hunt's forehead scare me."

"Hillbillys all wrong!
Green men no sick from water
It's Night's curry breath.

"Why you go to war?
Should just kill man who write film.
Gibson run like girl."