POPHANGOVER MOVIE REVIEWS IN HAIKU

Meet Ming Fu.

Ming telepathically sends us these haiku
movie reviews from his home in southeast Asia.


	haiku: an unrhymed verse having three lines containing 5, 7, and 5 syllables respectively.

THIS WEEK: THRILLERS!

"Film make me seasick!
Marky Mark and fishing bunch,
More like perfect SNORE."

"Want real panic room?
Stand in shed with Bob Vila
You'll wish you were dead."

"Ming play a game once,
Called laugh at man with young wife.
More fun than checkers!"

"Remember the scene
Where man pull tracker from nose?
How gross was that shit!"

"All work and no play
Make Ming turn into Al Gore.
Redrum, is that drink?"