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"Stupid stoner boys
Car look like broken Yugo.
Be glad you lost it."
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"Boy dumps babe for prude.
Dog look like eggroll with ears.
Film Legally Suck."
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"Annoying retard
Stop the bye-bye Danny crap!
Silence! Go steal stuff."
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"Leave fake boy in woods
Family love real son more
Sucks to be you, kid."
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"Made fire? Big whoop!
Girlfriend dumps you anyway!
Stop talking to balls."
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"Huge brown underwear
Fat girl need to eat more rice
Could land plane on ass."
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"Shut damn donkey up.
Princess ugly in light, too.
Shrek need use Q-tips."
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"Dinosaurs scary
Ming Fu hid underneath chair.
Sat in chewed Kit-Kat."
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"Boobs are too damn big
Get in way of shooting gun.
Ice down those lips please."
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"Psst, Mel, get a clue.
Women want men to mow lawn.
Hunt's forehead scare me."
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"Hey, guy from Rudy
Just hide ring in your buttocks,
End long-assed movie!"
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"Affleck flies big plane,
Compensates for small penis.
Slut screws his best friend."
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"Give Sandra Saki
Drunken girl make good Geisha!
Make our own movie."
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"No Oscar for you!
Buck tooth white boy see the dead
Brucey need Rogaine."
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"White mask not scary
Use Kathie-Lee face instead
Sweatshop running bitch!"
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"Plane make light in sky
Wish Rosie O'Donnell there
Loud voice hurt my ears."
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"Hate to burst bubble...
Heart not really from dead wife
But from donor pig."
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"Turn on radio,
Only hear Dr. Laura
Ping, can you hear me??"
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"Dumb Americans!
Wish you all died in first scene
Want Yen back, film SUCK."
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"Damn movie too long
Black man grab small white penis
Mouse make good stir-fry."
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"New neighbor, vrooom vrooom
Harley men make bad sitters
Lady need new bra."
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"Hey, that boy has boobs!
Looks like Springer episode
Worse than Crying Game."
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