• VIDEO: Watch Miss USA trip and fall at Miss Universe 2008

    VIDEO: Watch Miss USA trip and fall at Miss Universe 2008

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 14, 2008

    Miss USA contestant Crystle Stewart tripped and went crashing to the floor during the Miss Universe pageant Sunday night. She immediately stood up, put her hands over her head, and started clapping like she was in the front row at a Bon Jovi concert. Once you get done being embarrassed for her (approximately 3.2 seconds), [...]

  • Name Ideas For New Oklahoma NBA Team

    Name Ideas For New Oklahoma NBA Team

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 11, 2008

    The Seattle Sonics are headed to Oklahoma for the 2008-09 season! The team still remains nameless, so we thought we’d throw our suggestions into the ring. THE OKLAHOMEBOYZ Intimidating, menacing, and scary. They’ll beat you down, on and off the court. THE OKLAHOMA WELCOME MATS Because there’s just no place like ‘homa. THE OKLA-HMO’s They’ll [...]

  • Lindsay Lohan’s Leggings – Ugly AND Expensive

    Lindsay Lohan’s Leggings – Ugly AND Expensive

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 11, 2008

    Lindsay Lohan is in the news again today. No, not because she was caught going down on Samantha Ronson outside a Taco Bell, but because today marks the day idiots of the world can shell out $100+ for a pair of her leggings. Leggings are nasty to begin with, but Lohan really outdid herself here. [...]

  • Free Slurpees on 7-11!

    Free Slurpees on 7-11!

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 10, 2008

    Head to “participating” 7-Eleven tomorrow for a free Slurpee. The clever bastards in the marketing department decided that since 7-11 is 7-11′s birthday, they’d celebrating by giving out… what else… 7.11 ounces of Slurpee to each US customer. After all, nothing says “Thank you for 81 years of patronage” like a thimble-sized cup of slushy [...]

  • SUPERNANNY DAD KILLS SELF IN KENTUCKY

    SUPERNANNY DAD KILLS SELF IN KENTUCKY

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 9, 2008

    James Scott Terrill, a 37-year old single father who appeared on ABC’s hit show “Supernanny,” committed suicide on July 4th after an hour-long standoff with police. Terrill called police from his cell phone and told them he was going to shoot himself… and he did. In the chest. At a cemetery. ON HIS FATHER’S GRAVE. [...]

  • TOP 10 THINGS YOU’LL HEAR ON FORENSIC FILES

    TOP 10 THINGS YOU’LL HEAR ON FORENSIC FILES

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 9, 2008

    Just try and watch an episode of Forensic Files without hearing that dude with the deep voice saying at least 5 of these things: 10. “It had always been a peaceful community – but that all changed one cold November night” What the hell is a “peaceful” community, anyway? Does everybody hold hands and gather [...]