• Michael Phelps as SNL Host: How Bad Was It?

    Michael Phelps as SNL Host: How Bad Was It?

    Posted by Jillian Madison on September 14, 2008

    Live from New York… It’s Michael Phelps bombing on TV. This kid isn’t funny. Not even a little bit.

    The eight-time Olympic gold medal winner sucked as the guest host of last night’s SNL 34th season premiere. Phelps played a multitude of characters, including an annoying teenager and a clueless Amish kid on a quiz show, but was unable to deliver even the simplest lines without nervously stumbling over them. Comedy? Well, that was just out of the question.

  • DANCING WITH THE STARS: Season 7 Cast

    DANCING WITH THE STARS: Season 7 Cast

    Posted by Jillian Madison on August 25, 2008

    Meet the Season 7 Cast of Dancing With The Stars: Lance Bass, singer: No, he’s not going to be dancing with a dude. What do you think this is? The Logo network?!  He’ll be paired with Lacey Schwimmer, the 2007 World Swing champion and a finalist on So You Think You Can Dance… though I [...]

  • MTV Sweet 16 Brats EXILED To Remote Countries

    MTV Sweet 16 Brats EXILED To Remote Countries

    Posted by Jillian Madison on August 16, 2008

    New show alert: “Exiled” on MTV, premiering Monday, August 25 at 10:30 PM ET. MTV is sending 8 brats from their “Super Sweet 16″ series to remote countries to live with indigenous tribes and experience life without iPhones and Gucci purses. Wackiness ensues when one girl has to sleep in a house made of cow [...]

  • James Franco demanded prosthetic penis for nude scene

    James Franco demanded prosthetic penis for nude scene

    Posted by Jillian Madison on August 12, 2008

    James Franco must have a tiny peen. The actor recently admitted to wearing a PROSTHETIC PENIS in the upcoming movie Milk, in which he and Sean Penn play a gay couple. Apparently the rubber schlong was so realistic that Sean Penn thought it was the real deal. Franco explained: ”This scene went on for a [...]

  • Janice Dickinson’s Modeling Agency returns to TV

    Janice Dickinson’s Modeling Agency returns to TV

    Posted by Jillian Madison on August 1, 2008

    The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency is returning to Oxygen next month. For the first time ever, the models will be living together in a Hollywood Hills mansion – and much to their surprise, Janice herself will also be moving in. The diva-turned-den mother will confront a whole new set of challenges as she mixes her [...]

  • Brett Favre selling Snapper Lawnmowers again

    Brett Favre selling Snapper Lawnmowers again

    Posted by Jillian Madison on August 1, 2008

    Brett Favre is back on the job as SNAPPER LAWN MOWER spokesperson, for at least the next two years. “Who wouldn’t want Brett Favre on their team?” asks Troy Blewett, marketing director at Briggs & Stratton. Apparently, the GREEN BAY PACKERS. They just paid him $20 million to stay retired. Favre gave the most ridiculous [...]

  • Whoopi Goldberg: “I’ve had 50″ lovers

    Whoopi Goldberg: “I’ve had 50″ lovers

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 30, 2008

    On “The View” this morning, host Whoopi Goldberg confessed that she’s had 50 lovers. Co-host Barbara Walters quipped back, “You should do an album!” Frankly, I’m not shocked she’s had sex with 50 people… I’m shocked there were 50 people who would have sex with her. And how many of them were women, eh Whoopie? [...]