Live from New York… It’s Michael Phelps bombing on TV. This kid isn’t funny. Not even a little bit.
The eight-time Olympic gold medal winner sucked as the guest host of last night’s SNL 34th season premiere. Phelps played a multitude of characters, including an annoying teenager and a clueless Amish kid on a quiz show, but was unable to deliver even the simplest lines without nervously stumbling over them. Comedy? Well, that was just out of the question.