• Baby Name Ideas For Matthew McConaughey’s New Kid

    Baby Name Ideas For Matthew McConaughey’s New Kid

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 8, 2008

    Actor Matthew McConaughey and his lovely Latin lady Camila Alves welcomed their first child into the world yesterday in California. Since the bouncing baby boy still remains¬†unnamed, we figured we’d help them out with a few ideas: 1) “Twelve McConaughey” – named after the number of movies Matt has done which went straight to video. [...]

  • RONALD McDONALD ON A SEGWAY: Very, Very Wrong

    RONALD McDONALD ON A SEGWAY: Very, Very Wrong

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 8, 2008

    Behold this frightening picture of Ronald McDonald at a 4th of July parade in Burien, Washington. Yes, he is on a SEGWAY. After all, nothing says “Happy Fourth” like almost getting run over by a freak with more red lipstick smeared on his face than Courtney Love. Look at his hideous jumpsuit! He looks like [...]

  • Bachelorette DeAnna Chose… JESSE

    Bachelorette DeAnna Chose… JESSE

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 7, 2008

    Jesse had a borderline panic attack outside the jewelry store before picking out DeAnna’s ring, but pulled it together just in time to deliver the most anti-climactic Bachelorette proposal of all time. Jesse got down on one knee and said, “DeAnna… will you spend forever with me?” She nodded, they kissed, and that was that. [...]

  • 8 RIDICULOUS (and real) PRODUCTS

    8 RIDICULOUS (and real) PRODUCTS

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 6, 2008

    A quick list of the 8 most ridiculous products we’ve seen for sale this week: 8. Black Tissues (via Japan Trend Shop) For just $149.00, you can wipe your ass and blow your nose with black tissues… just like the Japanese do. Why are they black? The Japanese believe black has a “clean” feeling to [...]

  • Stephen Baldwin – President Of the NOBAMA ’08 Fan Club

    Stephen Baldwin – President Of the NOBAMA ’08 Fan Club

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 2, 2008

    These days, almost every celebrity is kissing Barack Obama’s ass… EXCEPT STEPHEN BALDWIN! On a recent Fox News interview, he said, “If Barack Obama gets elected, I’ll be moving out of the country.” He later referred to a McCain/Bush similarity as “…the most stupidest thing” he’s ever heard in his life. I know the feeling, [...]

  • America’s Got Talent: Busty Heart Video Clip

    America’s Got Talent: Busty Heart Video Clip

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 2, 2008

    America’s got something… but it’s not talent. It’s a ruptured breast implant. Last night on NBC’s America’s Got Talent, contestant Busty Heart downed a 6-pack – WITH HER GIANT MUTANT RIGHT BREAST. Looks like this thing packs more of a punch than Oscar de la Hoya. Oopsie Doopsie! America’s Got Talent airs every Tuesday at [...]

  • Shannen Doherty Returning To 90210

    Shannen Doherty Returning To 90210

    Posted by Jillian Madison on July 2, 2008

    That’s right, bitches! Dust off those yearbooks and head on over to the Peach Pit, because Brenda Walsh is comin’ home! Shannen Doherty is currently talking with producers of the CW’s new Beverly Hills 90210, according to Michael Ausiello at Entertainment Weekly. Sources say Doherty wants to know more about the show before signing on, [...]

  • The Bachelorette: DeAnna Sends Jeremy Packing

    The Bachelorette: DeAnna Sends Jeremy Packing

    Posted by Jillian Madison on June 30, 2008

    What did you miss tonight on The Bachelorette? Not that much. DeAnna went to the Bahamas with the final 3 guys. They rode horses, drove around jeeps, ate some coconuts, and tooled around on jet skis. She then had separate “overnight visits” with Jeremy, Jesse, and Jason (translation: she saw more action than one of [...]

  • New Miley Cyrus “7 Things” Video Looks Like Lame Gund Ad

    New Miley Cyrus “7 Things” Video Looks Like Lame Gund Ad

    Posted by Jillian Madison on June 30, 2008

    Miley Cyrus just released the video for her new song “7 Things” off her new album Breakout (set to hit the streets on July 22). And might I be amongst the first to say… WHAT IN THE HELL? This video looks like a horrible, rejected commercial for Gund stuffed animals. It is literally 3 minutes [...]