20 QUESTIONS WITH TRASHELLE
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Question 1:
Q: Which classic Vegas act do you prefer--Elvis or Sigfried and Roy?
A: Sigfried and Roy. Because two men are better than one.
Question 2:
Q: While you were in Vegas, what was the one thing that you missed the most from home?
A: Daddy's seafood gumbo, and being tag-teamed by my ex-boyfriend, his
brother, and his dog in the back of a doublewide rented by my second cousin twice removed.
Question 3
Q: What is your favorite place at The Palms or in Vegas?
A: Sunrise café, Island Bar for 7a.m. cocktails. Well, actually, anywhere I can go for cock. I mean
tails. I mean Cocktails. Oops.
Question 4
Q: Have you partaken in any of Vegas's famous all-you-can-eat buffets?
A: No! I would never eat Jimmy Buffett. But I would consider letting him eat me.
Question 5
Q: What was the first concert you ever went to?
A: When I was 11, I whored myself out for an entire week so I could get front row tickets to a New Kids concert.
Question 6
Q: Best things that are in your purse right now?
A: Binaca, condoms, and a portable mini Aero-bed because hey, you never know.
Question 7
Q: What turns you on?
A: A head. Yeah, that's pretty much it. Hair is, like, totally optional.
Question 8
Q: Describe the worst date you've ever had.
A: A date? Isn't that like a fruit or something? Some kind of dried raisin nastiness? I've never had one. Daddy said
they help him stay regular, though.
Question 9
Q: Which celeb would you most want to make out with?
A: Neil Armstrong. At least he wouldn't laugh at my favorite pick-up line: "Excuse me, are those space pants? Because
your ass is out of this world."
Question 10
Q: What were you like in high school?
A: I was a goon--skinny and stringy hair with braces. Daddy says I should be growing out of that phase
any day now, and that he loves me anyway.
Question 11
Q: What was your first kiss like, when was it and who was it with?
A: I started early. It was during the first trimester of mommy's pregnancy. I was in the womb
when I caught a glimpse of what looked like a pair of very kissable lips. Turns out it was just the remains of some balogna
Mommy ate for lunch. I was so embarrassed.
Question 12
Q: What's your favorite Vegas film?
A: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964). I don't know why, but people say that to me all the time.
Question 13
Q: Which Real World alumni would you most like to hook up with?
A: Jamie from New Orleans. She's a pretty girl. I like pretty girls.
Question 14
Q: What was your favorite season of The Real World and why?
A: Hawaii - I'd have been kissing a lot more than the stuffed bunny.
Question 15
Q: Who was the messiest roommate? Who's the neat freak?
A: Arissa was the messiest. This is a dumb question. Can't we talk about how tiny Steven's balls are instead?
Question 16
Q: Describe the best time you had in the hot tub.
A: I can't. Buffy will get angered. You mustn't anger Buffy. But I will say it involved a pitchfork, 4 ziplock baggies,
a blowtorch, a string of Christmas tree lights, and a salad shooter.
Question 17
Q: Describe The Real World Las Vegas by completing this sentence: "This is the true story…"
A: This is the true story of 7 idiotic brats picked to completely annoy anyone watching us, find out
just how many STD's one white trash slut can accumulate within four months, while everyone else is
gambling, drinking, and whoring their lives away. The Real World, Sin Shitty!
Question 18
Q: What was the best/worst thing about living in Las Vegas?
A: Best AND worst - Danny Gans. Best performer, but the guy wouldn't know what to do with a vagina if it
bit him on the ass.
Question 19
Q: Which roommate is most likely to end up in jail?
A: Oh, I've already been to jail. Perhaps you've read my book, "Soap On A Rope For Dummies."
Question 20
Q: Do you have any nicknames?
A: Trashelle! Hey, if the shoe fits...
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