E-MAILS TO MTVIXEN JILL
(all mail taken from one random day in July....)
Subj: We're sassy tonight
From: Gary
JiLL,
First let me say you are too funny and I will worship you in my spare time. Keep the sarcasm comin-- I will continue to watch each episode and be filled with a certain hubris that only they can instill in someone.
Thanks for making me laugh out loud, Gary
Subj: your Real World Site.
From: Grant
HOLY MOLLY... YOU SITE IS HELLA FUNNY. I love it, im dying over here!! keep up the rocking work!!!!!! ITS DOPE. Thanks, Im keeping this on my favorites. You are like the funniest person I have ever talked to.. sheeze.. im still dying, I love the awards..
Grant.
Subj: why don't you got a guestbook?.......
From: Serena
This is probably the most hilarious site of RW i have ever seen. Keep up the cruel and honest coments, i couldn't agree with 'em more! Why don't you have a guest book? I would love to see others comments on this site and the show, till laterz, keep it updated!
Serena=)~
From: Matthew
Jill-
You are so funny, so right on the mark. Godbless you, amen, and we all love you! (I have a mouse in my pocket). Keep up the critiques. That letter to Margaret was hilarious.
Matthew.
Subj: Margaret is my co-pilot
From: Katie
You are a genius. That's all I have to say. I am constantly cracking up over this site. Good job!
Katie
Subj: Jill!!!!!!!
From: Paul
Jill,
I think I'm in love with you. Every week I have about ten people over my house to bash the characters. I believe one of my favorite Kaia quotes is "I think my body and breasts are amazing...call that narcissistic." HELLO-that's the definition of narcissism. Thank you for your site. It is a blessing to our group and our generation.
Paul
Subj: real world
From: vcpoole
hey Jill
Do you realize the best part of watching real world is seeing your episode translation. your site rocks. keep on and can you tell me the email address whoever the camera man who keeps getting close ups on Amaya and the twins in that ugly bathing suit because it's disgusting who wants to see the twins in a close up their already large enough when the camera is far.
Subj: Your web page
From: Shelly
Oh my god! I was randomly searching for some other opinion of this season's RW and came across your site! God, you're good! Thanks for taking the time and sharing the incredible talent you have for sarcasm and wit!!! Consider yourself bookmarked and THANKS!!!!
Subj: new update?
From: Elmer
when are you going to update the next episode on your page. every wed, i log on in anticipation for your smart ass remarks! you should be on the show to put down all those rich snobs.........
elmer
Subj: HILARIOUS!!!
From: Nanette
Your reviews are definetely right on!! I fell out of my chair....at work. I was thinking the same stuff about the supposedly "totally secure" castmembers. They get on my nerves....but I still have to watch. I look forward to your future reviews!!!
Nanette
Subj: I Love your page!
From: SnappleKid
Hello! Your page is rude and mean! I LOVE IT! Thanks for making the best RW Hawaii site on the net :)
Subj: hey
From: jenn
Whassup? I just had to tell you I'm totally lovin' your sarcastic sense of humor. Promise you won't stop! I need a good laugh in my life after an obnoxious day in the very real world...
Jenn
Subj: Real World page
From: Robert
Hey -
I've never emailed a web site before but I couldn't resist, because this site KICKS ASS. I love watching these stupid shows because I hate every single person on them. You hit the nail right on the head when talking about them! Now if only someone would hit one of them on the head. I hate these people so much that I yell at the TV - my roommate calls it "Rob interactive television". Anyway, keep it up - you're killing me.
Rob
Subj: LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
From: Julie
Hi, just wanted to let you know that I just found your site tonight and just LOVE IT!!!! I just love your wit. I am a 40 year old mother of 3 and I am hooked on the Real World and everything that you say is so true. I am new to the web and you are the first person that I ever sent a email to that I didn't know but I just had to tell you that your site is great and keep up the good work. I can't wait until next weeks awards are given. Thank you, Julie
Subj: Nice site!
From: Elizabeth
Hey there! I just wanted to slip ya an e-mail and basically say that I found your Real World site to be quite hilarious. It was actually very honest. The annoying award and the three time winner of the dumb quote or whatever award...Kaia...was sooooooo true. My god...i always wanted to try out for the real world and crap....but HELL NO!! They just want psychos!! Keep up the cool site!
Elizabeth
Subj: your site
From: Mike
I just wanted to let you know you're running a great site; your wit and satirical charm certainly paint the already ridiculous series in an even more comical light. I was literally laughing out loud at some of your comments about the cast members. Anyway, thanks again for putting together such a wonderful site. You gave me a great laugh this afternoon. :)
- Mike
Subj: Hey Jill!
From: Gillian
Jill, you're website is awesome! your episode guide things are soooooo funny!!!!!! and kaia and ruthie totally suck, i hate them!!!!!!!!!!! well i'm definitely coming back to your site, i luv it :-)
*~*Gillian*~*
Subj: Your sites and comments are awesome!!
From: Bernadette
Great site! Today was my first opportunity to see the RW in Hawaii (episodes 2 & 3) and I checked some sites for comments on the first episode. Your site came up and I'm bookmarking it (and telling some friends)!! Are your comments ever dead-on!!! These people are freaks and I don't know if I'll make it through the entire season. If nothing else, I'll just come back to your site for humor's sake! <g>
Keep up the good work!
B ;-)
From: Dawn
vix: i dont know what's better, the actual real world or your episode guide! and i have to agree with just about everything you said, especially margaret (gag) and ruthie the drunk.
fem
Subj: Hi Vixen
From: Stefan
Hi.....I have no business watching these shows....but I do.....and I have to say.....I watch now so that I can read your hilarious take on them afterwards. You are very funny. I am 35 years old....and it is pathetic that I know what you are talking about ....but I have had a few intense belly laughs at work.......so thank you.
stefan in philly
Subj: You are way funny girl!
From: Liz
Hey Jill,
You are hysterical!!! You're commentary just killed me!!! I've watched the Real World all the way back to the very first season in New York, and the shows have been getting progressively cheesier! Your commentary was so on the money with these people though! What a bunch of losers this year, wannabe posers!!! You were really funny and picked on the same exact thing my bestfriend and I sit there and laugh at!!! Keep up the good work girl, you definitely got it going on!!! TOO FUNNY!!!! I LMAO THROUGH THE WHOLE EPISODE GUIDE!!!! I HAVE NOW "FAVORITE PLACED" YOUR WEBPAGE!!! Thanks for the laugh, I really needed one!!!.....Your new MTV Bud, Liz
Subj: Hilarious!!!
From: becky
I enjoy YOUR recaps of the show better than the show itself. Last night, my husband even pointed out Ruthie's mustache! I keep hoping this show will get more interesting, like San Francisco's was. Time will tell! Look forward to next weeks "review!"
Subj: Quick note
From: Taryn
By far THE funniest site I've ever seen on the Real World!! Keep up the sarcasm, I look forward to reading your thoughts on next weeks episode!
Subj: RW#8
From: Laura
You go girl! This is my first visit to your website and it is COOL! Like I told my sister (a fiendish RW viewer) RW #1 was the best, come on, this is supposed to be THE REAL WORLD! These idiots are the farthest thing from REAL I ever saw! I like reading your reviews better than watching RW on TV.
-A First Time Reader, Long Time RW viewer, Laurie (NY)
Subj: Episode #805
From: art
I failed to watch this episode, but I can't imagine that I'd enjoy it anymore than reading your commentary. Keep it up!!!!!
Subj: Your Site
From: Manou
Kudos! [I hate that word with much vemon, but somehow it fits :P] Just wanted to compliment you on your site ---Got it from a link on RhysAlexander's Site--- I've been rolling around the room whenever I read your entries. I missed the most recent episode, and reading that I got almost the exact gist of it. Thanks! Keep pouring on the sarcasm till we boil
New Loyal Fan,
Manou
From: Laura
Thank you so much for this website I was laughing so hard I was crying. I have been sucked into the "Real World" from almost the beginning. I have done many an eyeroll during this season at almost all of the things you mentioned. You are hysterical - keep up the good work.
Subj: thank you
From: Anita
Thanks for the great synopsis! You had me and my coworkers on the ground! I couldn't help but read your summaries out loud! You are so right-on! From you new fan.
Subj: hi!
From: Krissey
First of all, let me say I love the real world, and your website was awesome. I just read that great letter from the "pseudo-lesbian ebonics speaking" Kaia...your responses were sooo funny. You're right, that was so lame, why didn't she just save the effort of writing a generic email. I just emailed Colin and matt, we'll see if they can sink to her level...hopefully not, I like them so far! keep up the good work!
From: Rob & Doris
vixen jill, you absolutely rock. i have been laughing my ass off for weeks. first i watch real world hawaii and get hysterical and then i cap off the whole experience by reading your scathing re-enactments. i have not been so entertained in a long time. please keep up the good work. you live my motto--"fun at the expense of others is the best kind of fun there is". i look forward to the next edition.
Subj: hey
From: DEEF
Jill, all I have to say is that you are AWESOME!!! Your page is great, all of the stuff you have written just really needed to be said. I feel so relieved to know someone shares the exact same sentiments of Margaret as I do, her pseudo-intellectual attitude makes me want to swallow glass. Keep up the great work!
Subj: You are Hillarious
From: Tiffany
Hey Jill,
I just wanted to say you are the most funniest person and your comments and one liners are perfect.Just everything you said on your web-page made me laugh.except for some of the stuff you said about Amaya and Colin(just because I'm happy they are together)But the whole thing with Kaia(Margaret) was hillarious I couldnt stop laughing!!!Keep up the good work!!!
Love, Tiffany
Subj: Real World
From: Charlotte
I just want to say that I love reading your synopsis on the show. I wait for them weekly. I am living overseas in Japan and unfortunately we do not get MTV and I love Real World. Keep up the good work. They are so funny!!! Also if you know of any place that you can purchase the weekly shows I would love to know where.
Thanks,
Charlotte
Subj: Your Website is hilarious!
From: charlambert
Hey, I just have to tell you that this site cracks me up! I couldn't agree with you more on some of the stuff you have written. I just wanted to thank you for keeping me entertained with your cynical remarks.
Subj: you rock
From: k
Jill,
thanks for having such a kick ass website. I love stopping by to see how else you can make fun of that freak margaret.
ps. You're quite the hottie, you show all those RW Hawaii chicks up.
From: Mickey
Hey,
Just to let you know that I discovered your site through Yahoo! while searching for additional information regarding the Real World Year 8. I really enjoy your humorous perspective on the Real World (the show, that is...), especially your never-ending abuse toward Kaia. Keep it up!
-Mickey
P.S. Normally, I'd write a bit more in my e-mails but I don't want to have this letter bastardized and victimized into a work of satire.
Subj: You had me in tears...
From: Kelly
Jill,
I just had to tell you that your writings are hilarious! This is by far the best Real World site that I have seen. I shared your site with some friends and it's spread like wildfire, we all love your humor! We all sat there one night quoting your comments about Kaia, and it had us all in tears. Now when I watch Real World I see certain things in the episode that I know you will catch and make fun of in the review. Like that "sparkly thing" next to Kaia's eye during one of her confessions while the credits were rolling. What the hell was that? Keep up the great work and I look forward to your reviews every week! Regards, Kelly
Subj: Comments.....
From: Angel
I just have to say that your site was fuckin hillarious......I gotta agree with about everything you said in those little reviews of yours....I never really noticed how brain dead colin was until you mentioned it.....god what a loser....just a comment but that girl ruthie has issues...maybe you should say something about her greasy hair and shiny forehead....my god everytime i see her on the show I wish I could tell her to start washing her fuckin face, my god. well n-e-ways thanks for a good laugh.
-Angel
Subj: mtv real world web page
From: Kary
umm, you have to be the most spiteful person in the world. You make some good points on your page but alot of you comments are just plain nasty. Step back and take a look at yourself and I am sure will find at least one imperfection. The difference is that no one is picking you apart and scrutinizing your every word.
Kary
From: Angie
I read your reviews after every show and I have to say I think you are hilarious! Everything you say in those reviews is exactly what I'm saying as I watch the show. as pathetic as it is, I do watch the real world every Tuesday and can't wait to see whose going to be the blithering idiot this week. I think your web site is great. I have to admit that I do get in trouble reading your reviews because I read them at work and I can't help but to laugh.
Subj: Re: hiya
From: Tuesday
Jill~~
So There I Was Driving Home From Work, Listening to My Favorite Station and the Guys Were Talking About The Real World and They Start Talking Verbatim From Your Website. Not Giving You Any Credit Of Course, Just Passing Your Thoughts Through There Non Existent Brains And regurgitating Them Through The Airwaves. Strange. Very Strange.
Also this Magazine I Subscribe to On the Web Called Salon Wants you To Came & talk On Their Foram, Cause they Said Your Website is the Best And That You Are Hysterical. Just Wanted To Pass that On, You Are Becoming Famous.
Talk to you Soon.
~*~Tues~*~
Subj: good call
From: Monika
Just wanted to tell you I love your site. Its so funny and true. The first night I read your humor page I woke my husband up laughing outloud. You go girl......
From: Cervoni
dear mtvixen jill-
the only reason i will continue to watch these lame episodes is for the joy of going to your site and reading your witty commentaries and laugh with you in agreement. keep them coming.
p.s. my husband and i think Ruthie looks like a female Dennis Rodman--i mean, check out the girl's eyes! they're pratically twins (a la buffy and jody).
Subj: Your comments on Kaia
From: Chris
MTVixen Jill,
You want to know something? Sure you do. You are funnier than shit!!! I haven't laughed so damn hard in a long time. Your commentary on Margaret is right on. Keep it up.
Subj: Great site!!!
From: Kris
Hello
I have to say the web site rocks. Love the sense of humor. I just kind of stumbled across it when I was looking for a summary for Tuesday nights Real World using Metacrawler. Your site is the best one I have come across. It is now on my favorites list. Keep up the good work!!!!
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